Matthew Perrins
| Sex | Male |
|---|---|
| Nationality | English |
| College | St Catherine's |
| Club | St Catherine's |
| Teams | St Catherine's 1st, St Catherine's 2nd, St Catherine's 3rd |
Statistics
| Apps (sub) | Minutes | Bookings | Goals (pen) | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Last season | 3 (1) | 279 | 00 | 2 (0) | |
| This season | 0 (2) | 57 | 00 | 1 (0) | |
| Career | 3 (3) | 336 | 00 | 3 (0) |
Biography
Matthew "Lea &" Perrins was the Captain of every single team in Catz. This covered everything from tiddlywinks to womens rugby (his two favourites). The pressure of this and his intensive copyload (sorry workload) for his Engineering degree caused him to crack like the girly toff he is. The mental breakdown which ensued caused all the teams he was involved with to go on terrible losing streaks. As he hid away, chatting up the staff in Buttery, teams that were once the pride of Catz slid down the divisions. Something had to give. Matt decided to offload the jewel in his crown of teams, the Catz Third XI, putting them into much better hands.
The men he left behind have now forgotten Matt and there are many puzzled faces each time he makes time in his busy schedule to have a brief run out, all of them asking, "Didn't he used to be somebody once?".
Matt loves buggery and Worcestershire Sauce
